March: my sister who has been trying for children for four years loses her first pregnancy only four days after it is confirmed.
April: my father dies suddenly of a massive heart attack.
May: I settle my fathers estate by telling everyone to whom he owes money that there is none, because it's true. We use the insurance money to pay for his funeral.
June: I'm not offered any teaching jobs (or any jobs for that matter) that I interview for.
July: my mothers nine year old cat Ezzy passes away from liver tumors.
Someone just shoot me now before this year gets any worse.